6:30am – What the actual f@#k?! It’s still the middle of the night. Christ, why am I awake? When did it become ok…..ooooo I wonder what’s on GolfWRX this morning?
6:32am – YouTube…Robbo will have posted a new video. The Good Good Boys will have done something…Those guys are machines. I wish my knees worked.
6:45am – Cofffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
6:47am – Drink the Cofffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:20am – If I look up Barycenter and read about it, could that revolutionise the golf swing? Weird name Barycenter.
7:24am – Cofffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:26am – Drink the Cofffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:27am – I have a real hankering for Marmite on toast. Cook the toast, cook the toast.
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
7:31am – eat the toast…could I use a frisbee as a teaching aid? This plate would work.
7:57am – I need a nap. I’m pretty sure putting shouldn’t count for a full stroke.
8:31am – Shower – no one likes a stinky golf pro. When I’m in the shower I can practice my turn and posture.
8:36am – Fuck! I’m late – I’m not late I still have an hour and a half before my first lesson. Fuck! I’m late. Do I have OCD? Do OCD people make better golfers? Man, I’d love a set of the new T100s.
8:37 – 9:00am – wander around aimlessly.
9:01am – Ok, get off your ass and go!!! You’re late! You’re not late, moron.
9:11am – (Driving) Am I actually good enough to be a golf pro? What if they find out I’m just a guy? Oh god…imposter syndrome has set in. (Self-talk) Of course you’re good enough. Wind your neck in dickhead and get on with it.
9:30am – (Setting up the range) Do I have everything? The All Blacks play tonight. They should beat the Wallabies but you never know. Eddie Jones is a character for sure – is he any good? Or, just talk?
9:42am – (Shooting the shit with the members) I’d love a pie.
10:00 – 11:00am – (Coaching time) (totally wrapped up in what I’m doing to think)
11:00am – Uggghhh admin now. Actually, admin is ok. Should I get Skillest? Still want a pie.
11:36am – (getting set for next lesson) I wonder what goes better, a Slazenger 1 iron or a Wilson Fluid Feel 1 iron? I bet you I couldn’t get that bastard off the ground. Man, these new trousers are choice! I am a sexy bitch. Eewww that made me gag.
11:47am – (biting in to a pie) mmmmmmmmmm I think I’ll practice some more on hitting a little drop fade. (Realises, again, the mind is totally consumed with golf coaching)
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